Did Noah fish?
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
''No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why.
“Well, Honey,” he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages, “'I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon.”
“So, how come He doesn't?” she asked.
Say a prayer
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate and immediately started eating.
“Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer,” said his mother.
“I don't need to,” Johnny replied.
“Of course, you do,” his mother insisted. “We always say a prayer before eating at our house.”
“That's at our house,” Johnny explained. “But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!”