Truth in Advertising

Laying in bed this morning, I clicked on the television to watch the news. Actually, it was a feeble attempt to stay under the warm blankets a few more minutes before dealing with the cold weather and the day.

The first thing I heard was a law office saying if I had taken a certain medication, I was to contact them immediately to receive full and complete compensation. The medicine could result in heart attacks, strokes, and even death.

Even death?

If I were dead, listening to commercials about lawyers, there would be no doubt – I was not in heaven.