Sunday Funnies
After
church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right
away. They agree and the pastor greets the family.
"Pastor," Johnny says, "I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust."
"That's right, Johnny, I did."
"And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to dust."
"Yes, I'm glad you were listening. Why do you ask?"
"Well you better come over to our house right away and look under my bed 'cause there's someone either coming or going!"
"Pastor," Johnny says, "I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust."
"That's right, Johnny, I did."
"And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to dust."
"Yes, I'm glad you were listening. Why do you ask?"
"Well you better come over to our house right away and look under my bed 'cause there's someone either coming or going!"
posted by Ralph at 4:31 PM
7 Comments:
I shutter to think of the birth and deaths going on under the beds in our home. Guessing this applies to dust bunnies as well?
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Also: good story Ralph. Someone died under my desk apparently.
Now I must go find out what Search Engine Optimization is to I can help the guy above of me.
Hi Ralph ~~ Probably the dust was coming and coming and it just got to be too much for the poor kid. None ever left.
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Too cute... was that my grandson?
Cute story.
HAHAHA! too cute! Guess I better go clean under my bed. Wouldn't want anyone coming or going under there!
Hi Ralph! People coming and going all the time around here....dust bunnies galore!! I can't seem to ever catch them all.
I loved the video of you and your granddaughter in the past post!! She sure is growing and I think you need to keep a steady supply of cookies on hand when she visits, otherwise you may spend lots of time in the basement!!
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