Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change the color of her hair. She figures since she's got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it.
Walking out of the hospital after her last operation she is hit and killed by a speeding ambulance. She arrives in front of God and complains, "I thought you said I had another 30 years."
God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."