Sunday Funnies

A Grandmother was visiting her grandson one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"
She started mentally polishing her halo while asking, "No, how are God and I alike?"
"You're both old," he replied.

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A little boy was overhead praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.I'm having a real good time like I am.”