Saturday, February 11, 2012

Sunday Funnies

Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.

Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."

And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.

After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.

Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"


Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. Thanks for the laugh!

5:52 PM  
Blogger Granny Annie said...

That's a good one Ralph. Don't you just wish all the politicians only had a little time left to keep crapping on our heads?

4:49 AM  
Blogger Cliff said...

Amen to what Annie said. Good story one man.

11:36 AM  
Blogger Lanny said...

Very funny!

9:27 AM  
Blogger Midlife Mom said...

What a hoot! I am cracking up! Loved the cowboy poem too, makes one laugh but also has a good lesson in it! Must print it off for my Dad, he would get a kick out of both.

Thanks for stopping by. Sure appreciate it. Things going pretty good. Dad's CT scan was good this week, the bleeds are shrinking. I told him I would have burned the ladder but it was aluminum!!

5:32 PM  

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