Saturday, August 04, 2012

Sunday Funnies

Ole is the Pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground which reads:
DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!
As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, "Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
Shakin' his head, Rev. Ole says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."
"Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge Out?'"
(Thanks to Cliff)

7 Comments:

Blogger Granny Annie said...

Love Ole and Sven!

3:01 AM  
Blogger Cliff said...

I might have repeated it but that's about it. Good one tho.

9:27 PM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

Hee-hee-hee. Love it!! Glad you are back to the blog again. I missed your posts!

11:45 AM  
Blogger Lanny said...

I find that particularly funny since I know a Sven. Or is he an Ole... Not fer sure, but it sure funny.

2:46 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Ralph, it's good to see you back again. I thought you had flown the coop! Glad you came back! Very glad!!!

Loved your jokes and I liked the post about The God Thing too!

10:55 PM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

Hey Ralph, I miss your posts. Hope all is well with you and you can get back to the blog soon.

1:42 PM  
Blogger Debbie said...

That reminds me of the lighthouse story. So veru good, us folks just make too many unwise judgement calls based on biases and opinions...

12:33 PM  

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