Sunday, July 12, 2009

Sunday Funnies

A Christian lady had to do a lot of traveling for her business that involved a lot of flying. But, flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible because reading it helped her relax.

Once she was sitting next to a man who chuckled when she took out her Bible. After a while, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff do you?"

The lady replied, "Of course I do. It’s the Bible."

"Well what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?" said the man.

She replied "Oh, Jonah. Yes I believe that, it is in the Bible."

The man continued, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

The lady thought for a moment then said, "I don't really know but when I get to heaven I’ll ask him."

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.

"Then you can ask him." replied the lady.


Blogger Rachel said...

Hahahaha!! She told him!!

8:00 PM  
Blogger Shady Gardener said...

Great reply. I should be so "quick!" ;-)

8:20 PM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

LOL!Love it Ralph. I have to remember this one so I can use it someday.

9:26 PM  
Blogger Cheyenne said...


11:38 PM  
Blogger Lanny said...

Had a great time catching up on all that I have missed lately. You are always good for a solid sinus clearing snort! But I should be more careful when reading several in a row, I do believe I may have done permanant damage, especially over the forest fire in the apartment building and the resultant story of the microwave!

By the way, the type of gradmamma I would be getting would frown greatly on all that tom foolery golf and bowling you two do! "Chasing that little white ball around for acres and acres, why I never heard of such foolishness!" You might find your toast unbuttered in the morning. Better look for a outa work teen for you two.

10:01 AM  

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