Saturday, June 13, 2009

Sunday Funnies

Three preachers were driving down the road when they missed a turn and went into the ditch. As they pulled themselves together, a drunk pulled up and asked if they were all right.

"Oh, yes, Jesus is with us," one replied.

The drunk quickly replied,"Well, you'd better let him ride with me. you're driving is going to kill him!"

6 Comments:

Blogger Marla said...

Funny joke Ralph, Hope you have a nice Sunday!

5:52 PM  
Blogger Lanny said...

mmm perhaps I shouldn't comment. Cute joke! Have a good week.

9:30 AM  
Blogger nora said...

Snicker, hee hee.

3:55 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

And as Kinky Friedman used to sing, "They ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore..."

:-)

8:26 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Okay, you made me laugh!!! Cute joke Ralph!!

8:49 PM  
Blogger Janell said...

Cute jokes (this one and last week's. I'm a little behind)

I'm a collector, too. Cookbooks and quilt fabrics. I have more of both than any one person needs for one lifetime.

9:20 AM  

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