Saturday, May 16, 2009

Sunday Funnies

After a hardy rainstorm, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the back yard puddles. Suddenly she saw the five-year-old, grab his little brother by the back of his head and shove his face into a muddy water hole.

The little brother recovered easily enough and stood laughing and dripping wet. Mom ran to the yard in a panic. Grabbing the older brother she shouted, "Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?"

"We were just playing 'church' mommy," he said. "I was baptizing him."

"What?" Mom asked.

"You know, the name of the Father, the Son and in the hole he goes."

(Another good one thanks to Paul)


Blogger Lanny said...

Ah Ralph, you always manage to wrestle a guffaw and snort from me.

Have a splendid week, you and yours.

1:10 AM  
Blogger Lucy Stern said...


9:06 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

That was cute Ralph!

10:09 PM  
Blogger Fred said...


4:53 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Ditto the others, Ralph. You might have to do like friend, Merle, did. She bought a joke book just for blogging with.

So, guffaw and snort, groan, you're cute, and arggg...

8:40 PM  
Blogger Jerry in Indiana said...

Good one, Ralph!

9:16 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Raised from the old, sinful life into a new, clean... er, uh... redeemed life.

1:30 PM  

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