The little brother recovered easily enough and stood laughing and dripping wet. Mom ran to the yard in a panic. Grabbing the older brother she shouted, "Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?"
"We were just playing 'church' mommy," he said. "I was baptizing him."
"What?" Mom asked.
"You know, Mommy...in the name of the Father, the Son and in the hole he goes."
(Another good one thanks to Paul)