Saturday, April 25, 2009

Sunday Funnies

The new minister stood at the church door greeting members as they left the Sunday morning service. Most of the people were very generous telling the new minister how much they liked his message, except for one man who said, "That was a very dull and boring sermon, Pastor."

A few minutes later, the same man appeared in line again and said, "I don't think you did much preparation for your message."

Once again, the man appeared, this time muttering, "You really blew it. You didn't have a thing to say."

Finally, the minister could stand it no longer. He went to one of the deacons and inquired about the man.

"Oh, don't let that guy bother you," said the deacon. "He's a little slow. All he does is go around repeating whatever he hears other people saying."


Blogger Cliff said...

I have this evil little chuckle going. That's kind of funny. A little mean. But funny.

5:48 AM  
Blogger Lucy Stern said...

Oh My!

6:14 AM  
Blogger bobbie said...

That one made me laugh out loud, Ralph.

10:19 AM  
Blogger Janell said...

On behalf of this particular Paster, may I say, "OUCH!"

Good one, Ralph.

11:25 PM  
Blogger Paul Nichols said...

I can guarantee that will never be said of our pastor. He's great. And that's a great joke.

6:38 PM  

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