"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and yelled, ‘Now, back off!!'”
St. Peter was impressed, "When did that happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago..."