Sunday, June 28, 2009

Sunday Funnies

Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this?"

"I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and then I found myself trying it on," she explained. "It was like Satan was whispering in my ear, 'You look fabulous in that dress. Buy it!'"

"Well," the pastor replied, "You know how I deal with that kind of temptation. I say, 'Get thee behind me, Satan!'"

"I did," replied his wife, “but then he said, 'It looks fabulous from back here, too!'"

11 Comments:

Blogger Rachel said...

Hey, if a dress looks good it looks good!! Haha!!

Looks like you had fun with Cliff, Marilyn, Desiree, your children, and the whole gang in your previous post! Sure was good to see the photos and read about your good visits!

1:22 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

I vote for the pastor. At least his wife could have waited for a sale.
Even if Satan was behind her.
..

9:19 PM  
Blogger Ramblings of a Villas Girl said...

Good one Ralph.

2:26 PM  
Blogger nora said...

Trust me - after over 20 off-and-on years of working in a woman's clothing store, $250 is cheap if a woman (me included) things that a dress makes her bohunkus look good.

3:33 PM  
Blogger Lucy Stern said...

What is she doing listening to Satan?

4:53 AM  
Blogger Cliff said...

That's a good one Ralph. It will be stolen by me.

6:00 AM  
Blogger Granny Annie said...

Now tell me, what's a woman to do?

6:57 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

Ditto what Cliff said. My pastor will love this.

8:45 PM  
Blogger Paul Nichols said...

Great story, Ralph. I buhleeve that'll go into my files.

5:02 AM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

LOL!!! Gosh Ralph, it's too hot today for me to be laughing so hard!
This is a good one and I'm going to borrow it!

7:16 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

It's hard to pass up a pretty dress that looks good from all sides.

:-)

4:17 PM  

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