"I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and then I found myself trying it on," she explained. "It was like Satan was whispering in my ear, 'You look fabulous in that dress. Buy it!'"
"Well," the pastor replied, "You know how I deal with that kind of temptation. I say, 'Get thee behind me, Satan!'"
"I did," replied his wife, “but then he said, 'It looks fabulous from back here, too!'"