Sunday Funnies
Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this?"
"I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and then I found myself trying it on," she explained. "It was like Satan was whispering in my ear, 'You look fabulous in that dress. Buy it!'"
"Well," the pastor replied, "You know how I deal with that kind of temptation. I say, 'Get thee behind me, Satan!'"
"I did," replied his wife, “but then he said, 'It looks fabulous from back here, too!'"
"I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and then I found myself trying it on," she explained. "It was like Satan was whispering in my ear, 'You look fabulous in that dress. Buy it!'"
"Well," the pastor replied, "You know how I deal with that kind of temptation. I say, 'Get thee behind me, Satan!'"
"I did," replied his wife, “but then he said, 'It looks fabulous from back here, too!'"
posted by Ralph at 7:03 AM
11 Comments:
Hey, if a dress looks good it looks good!! Haha!!
Looks like you had fun with Cliff, Marilyn, Desiree, your children, and the whole gang in your previous post! Sure was good to see the photos and read about your good visits!
I vote for the pastor. At least his wife could have waited for a sale.
Even if Satan was behind her.
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Good one Ralph.
Trust me - after over 20 off-and-on years of working in a woman's clothing store, $250 is cheap if a woman (me included) things that a dress makes her bohunkus look good.
What is she doing listening to Satan?
That's a good one Ralph. It will be stolen by me.
Now tell me, what's a woman to do?
Ditto what Cliff said. My pastor will love this.
Great story, Ralph. I buhleeve that'll go into my files.
LOL!!! Gosh Ralph, it's too hot today for me to be laughing so hard!
This is a good one and I'm going to borrow it!
It's hard to pass up a pretty dress that looks good from all sides.
:-)
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