Saturday, December 29, 2007

Sunday Funnies

A young boy just got his driving license. He asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.

"I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."

A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.

"Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get a hair cut!"

"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

"Yes son and they walked everywhere they went!"


Blogger Rachel said...

And I'll bet he got a haircut!! Haha!!

5:45 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

Another one to tell our Pastor. Thanks Ralph, a good one.

5:41 AM  
Blogger Sandy said...

Oh! that was good!!!

11:15 AM  
Blogger Jim said...

Ralph, I won't tell that one to our preacher.

Happy New Year. Happy New Year to you and Char.

9:34 PM  
Blogger nora said...

Stop by Chez Pez for a NYE party - I don't care what your hair looks like, wear your curlers if you want.

4:44 PM  
Blogger Jerry said...

Ralph & Char,

Happy New Year!!! Maybe we'll meet in Tekamah this year!

5:06 PM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

LOL!! I love it when a parent comes up with a great answer.
Happy New Year, Ralph!

8:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hehe, this brought back memories of hearing someone in my family tell that to a male would-be driver! Great one, Ralph!!

Happy New Year, to you, Char, and all of your family!


5:59 AM  
Blogger Paul said...

Real good. Very good.

Happy New Year to you and Char.

Stop by my Hats blog for a New Year's picture you'll probably recognize.

7:38 AM  
Blogger Tracey said...

Cute. Have a Happy New Year, Ralph!

10:47 AM  

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