Sunday Funnies

A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him out cold.

Passersby pulled him from the wreck and revived him. But, he began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics.

Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so much. He replied, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of the huge flashing 'Shell' sign but. . . .somebody was standing in front of me blocking out the "S"!