She sat down and thought to herself, “It probably says the same thing to everyone.” She went back to the machine, put a nickel in and out came a card that said, "You're a nun. You weigh 128 lbs. You are going to Chicago. You're going to play a fiddle." The nun says to herself, "Now I know it's wrong, I have never played a musical instrument in my life." As she sat down and a man came over and placed his fiddle case next to her. The nun picked up the fiddle and starts playing beautiful music.
Startled, she looks at the machine and said, "This is incredible. I've got to try it again." In goes her nickel and out comes the card that says, "You're a nun. You weigh 128 lbs. You're going to Chicago. You are going to break wind." Now, the nun knows the machine is wrong, "I've never broke wind in public a day in my life!" Well, she tripped, fell off the scales and broke wind.
Stunned, she said to herself, "This is truly an unbelievable machine. I've got to try it one more time." She puts in a nickel and took the card. This time the card says, "You're a nun. You weigh 128lbs. You have fiddled and farted around and missed your flight to Chicago."