Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Signs

This sign is on a bench at a bus stop I recently passed. The rest of the bench reads, “Monthly Classes. Contact (phone number)."

Now think about it – how do you get enough experience to teach this class?

11 Comments:

Blogger nora said...

I could teach the prerequisite class: How to date a jerk.

8:07 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

My wife thinks I could teach this class.
You know, I could be the model.

9:18 PM  
Blogger Aravis said...

How hard can it be? When he asks, say "No."

Done.

And I didn't even charge for the lesson. *G*

1:11 AM  
Blogger bobbie said...

"Monthly classes"? How many months?

6:33 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Good sign Ralph!! I'd say some folks could use a class like that and some folks probably wish they had taken classes like that!

I saw a bumper sticker once that said, "All men are jerks and I married their King."

9:43 AM  
Blogger possum said...

Just my luck. Always a day late and a dollar short. Or maybe 40 years late and we won't even think of the money short.

5:23 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Mrs. Jim said "Don't get married."

Now she hasn't been married before so I can't figure out why she would say that?
..

8:55 PM  
Blogger Ramblings of a Villas Girl said...

Hi Ralph! How funny. My life is so boring, I can't even find a jerk to date. And believe me there are plenty of jerks around here. I guess my standards are just to high. Lisa

10:59 AM  
Blogger LZ Blogger said...

Ralph ~ I am really glad that they didn't have these signs some 40+ years ago, or I may have just missed out on Mrs. LZ! ~ jb///

7:41 AM  
Blogger Rhodent said...

Having been married to a superjerk for 36 years I could teach a class... or at least a few sections...I have learned a lot the hard way!

PS...still can't get into Blogstock 08!

8:46 AM  
Blogger Lucy Stern said...

I guess I have been pretty lucky, I would still marry my other half again if I had to do it over.

3:16 PM  

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