Sunday Funnies

A drunken woman staggered into a church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing.

The priest waited and waited and waited, saying nothing. In desperation, he coughed to attract the drunken woman's attention, still nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in an attempt to get the woman to speak.

Finally the drunk woman replies, ''No use knockin,' honey. There's no paper here either."