Saturday, June 07, 2008

Sunday Funnies

A drunken woman staggered into a church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing.

The priest waited and waited and waited, saying nothing. In desperation, he coughed to attract the drunken woman's attention, still nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in an attempt to get the woman to speak.

Finally the drunk woman replies, ''No use knockin,' honey. There's no paper here either."

11 Comments:

Blogger Rachel said...

Well that was a knee slapper Ralph!! Thanks for the laugh!!

7:09 PM  
Blogger Ramblings of a Villas Girl said...

Hello! This is a good one. Lisa

5:19 AM  
Blogger Paul Nichols said...

Hoo, boy! Good one.

6:31 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

That's a goood one!!
Definitely NOT a groaner!
I am copying this and sending it to my parents and my brother.
They will get a kick out of it!

6:33 AM  
Blogger bobbie said...

ewww! - But funny!

6:50 AM  
Blogger Cliff said...

out done yerself here Mr. C.

6:54 AM  
Blogger Lucy Stern said...

I'm laughing.....Ohhhh what a mess.

6:40 AM  
Blogger Miki said...

Cute one Ralph. Sorry to give you (the keeper of the rsvp's) the bad news, but things aren't looking too great for Miki's arrival at Blogstock. We are traveling to Cooperstown, for a tournament at the end of Aug. The expense of staying there and the gas will be stretching our household budget a little thin. My hopes and dreams of seeing the farm are hence shattered! Hope to make it next year though, please keep me there in spirit!

7:25 AM  
Blogger possum said...

Have not been here for a week so I had both Billy Graham and the confessional to brighten up my day! Excellent! Thanks for the laughs.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Janell said...

YIKES!!!! I feel sorry for whoever was next in line for that Confessional!

12:17 PM  
Blogger nora said...

Booooo!

3:45 PM  

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