Sunday Funnies

It was time during the Sunday morning service for the children’s sermon and all the children were invited to the front of the church.

One little girl, Susie, was wearing a particularly pretty dress. When she sat down the Pastor leaned over and said, “Susie that’s a very pretty dress. Is it your Sunday dress?”

Susie replied directly into the Pastor’s clip-on microphone, “Yes and Mommy says it’s hard as hell to iron.”