Saturday, April 12, 2008

Sunday Funnies

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "That's it! I've had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours; and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They typed letters.

They e-mailed.

They did spreadsheets.

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs using PowerPoint.

They used Excel for accounting work.

They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.

Finally, the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

"Wait!" Satan screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."


Blogger Cliff said...

Good one Ralph.

8:14 PM  
Blogger bobbie said...

Oh, VERY good one, Ralph.

5:19 AM  
Blogger Lucy Stern said...

Yes, that's a good one. I remember the first computer we ever had. I was so computer illiterate that I would try to save something and it would go to that "Save file" in the sky and never return. Nowadays saving is so much

7:17 AM  
Blogger Aravis said...

Ugh. Just ugh.


9:36 AM  
Blogger Cathy said...

HILARIOUS! Too bad I can't use this for my ABUNDANT research report requirements.

1:03 PM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

I had no idea where this was going.
It sure is a surprise ending, but so true.

1:10 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Yes, HE sure does!!

Your Sunday Funnies are always funny. That's a good thing.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Ramblings of a Villas Girl said...

Hi Ralph! This was a good one. Lisa

2:12 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Yes!! Good one Ralph!!!

6:36 PM  
Blogger Jerry said...

I use all those tools...and still didn't see the punchline coming.

Good one, Ralph!

8:43 AM  

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