Sunday Funnies
One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
posted by Ralph at 3:12 PM
11 Comments:
Hi Ralph! Thanks. This struck me funny. Satan must have many sisters. Have a good day. Lisa
You slay me! And, by the way, TAKE YOUR SNOW BACK! We got over a foot of snow these past 2 days. Ick! Thank god we had stocked the house before it all started!
Hey Ralph, that's Hell!! Been there. Much better, Mrs. Jim was the best thing that ever could have happened to me.
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Haha!! I liked what ramblings of a villas girl said!!!
Another good one, Ralph! That guy must have eloped with Satan's sister without meeting the rest of the family. Otherwise he might have known better!
Glad that the old guy was so secure in his life to face the "ultimate enemy!" That was a cute one, thanks for the chuckle, Ralph.
This one is an old favorite of mine. I get lots of mileage out of it at job 1!
Yep, I always enjoy that story Ralph. Good one.
Good one, Ralph!
Ha, ha, ha!
That poor feller!
I think Satan has some brothers too.
Chortle!
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