Saturday, December 27, 2008

Sunday Funnies

In the west, a wedding of a man and woman of different faiths was held. A Protestant minister and a Catholic priest performed an ecumenical marriage ceremony. In unison, they proclaimed the couple husband and wife.

Afterward, a neighbor was overheard congratulating the father of the bride. “Fifty years ago this could not have happened.”

“No,” replied the father. “Religion has come a long way.”

“Religion! Who’s talking about religion? I mean a cattleman’s daughter marrying a sheep man’s son.”

5 Comments:

Blogger Jim said...

Guess that was a marriage of convenience. Convenience of not having a hassle on who would do the marrying.
My Dad was blind and he had one of those big numbered phones. It helped him a lot. And it rang loud!

Hope you had a good Christmas. And may the rest of your holidays be 'bright.'
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8:16 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

That's a good one and very true.

5:42 AM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

There's a lot of truth to this. Thank goodness some things have changed for the good.
Now they get to have beef steak and lamb chops without the guilt!
Have a wonderful, happy and healthy new year!

7:42 PM  
Blogger Marla said...

Good joke. Hope you a great Christmas. By the way, you and Cliff are nuts!!!

8:08 PM  
Blogger GardenAuthor said...

Pretty funny - thanks for the laugh!

5:52 PM  

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