Saturday, August 14, 2010

Sunday Funnies

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."

"Why not?" she asked. "I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me, and two, I don't like them."

His mother replied, "I'll give you two good reasons why you should go to church. One, you’re 59 years old, and two, you're the pastor!"


Blogger Peter said...

Two darn good reasons!!!!!

10:04 PM  
Blogger Janell said...

Another good one, R. I think our pastor told it a couple years ago, except it was his wife, not his mother. It's funnier with the mom.

9:36 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Hi Ralph ~~ I used to tell my classes that joke sometimes. It would be the teacher and besides your pastor's lines 'none of the kids liked him.'

8:09 AM  
Anonymous Lanny said...

Very funny!

6:54 AM  

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