Saturday, October 29, 2011

Sunday Funnies

A Minister was walking down the street when he came upon a group of boys surrounding a dog. All the boys were between the ages of ten and twelve.

Concerned the boys might be hurting the dog, he asked, "What are you doing with that dog?"

One of the boys replied, "This dog is the old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided that whoever can tell the biggest lie gets to keep the dog."

Of course, the reverend was shocked. “You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed, "Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie."

There was dead silence for about a minute. As the reverend was beginning to think he had gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog."

(Thanks to Cliff)


Blogger Lanny said...

Bet needed to know what I was laughing about, I couldn't lie so I read her your post, now she is laughing.

7:14 AM  
Blogger possum said...

Excellent! Great one!

7:07 AM  
Blogger Jim said...

Leave it to Cliff to know one(thank you Cliff). BTW, Cliff never lies.

8:42 PM  
Blogger Debbie said...

That was great! Knew what was coming but laughed anyway...wonderful.

10:58 PM  

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