Saturday, July 23, 2011

Sunday Funnies

A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest.

''Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.''

''Tell all of your sins, my daughter.''

''Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend and I made hot, passionate love three times,'' she says.

The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, ''Take three large lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it.''

''Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?'
''No,'' the priest says, ''but it'll wipe that smile off your face!''


Blogger Rachel said...

Hi Ralph! Gosh, you hadn't posted forever and then I come here and there are 3 I've missed!! I thought you had flew the coop or something! Glad to see you back blogging more! I'm trying to do better myself at that.

Haha! I'd say the lemons would wipe that smile away! I liked last week's great post as well.

So glad to see Miss Taylor! I've been wondering about her and it's good to see how much she has grown up! I love her shirt that says Grandpa's Favorite! Haha!! She is that!!! She is so cute!! I know your house was feeling empty after she had to go home, but hopefully another visit will come soon!

Hope you and Char are having a great summer!

9:40 PM  
Blogger Peter said...

An alternative ending when asked to confess her sins... and is given the lemon antidote... Oh I'm not a Catholic, well why are you telling me about it asked the priest? Oh I'm telling EVERYONE she replied.

2:00 AM  
Blogger Granny Annie said...

Another good one Ralph!

5:56 AM  
Blogger possum said...

OH! tsk, tsk!
So why am I smiling?

4:12 PM  
Blogger Paul Nichols said...

Another good one, Ralph. Thanks. I like Peter's alternative punch line, too.

7:33 PM  
Anonymous gel said...

Great 1, Ralph!

4:53 AM  
Blogger LZ Blogger said...

Ralph ~ I doubt it! :-)
~ j///b

10:07 PM  
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