''Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.''
''Tell all of your sins, my daughter.''
''Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend and I made hot, passionate love three times,'' she says.
The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, ''Take three large lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it.''
''Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?'
''No,'' the priest says, ''but it'll wipe that smile off your face!''