Sunday Funnies

A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest.

''Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.''

''Tell all of your sins, my daughter.''

''Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend and I made hot, passionate love three times,'' she says.

The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, ''Take three large lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it.''

''Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?'
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''No,'' the priest says, ''but it'll wipe that smile off your face!''