Saturday, July 30, 2011

Sunday Funnies

It's been so hot and dry this summer that . . .
In Texas and Oklahoma the Baptists are baptizing by sprinkling.
In Kansas the Presbyterians are using wet wipes.
In Indiana the Methodists are giving out “no-rain” checks.
And all across the country Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

(Thanks to Paul)

8 Comments:

Blogger Lanny said...

Not here!

7:36 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Haha! I liked that one Ralph!

It's sure been hot and dry, but we are still dunking them here!!

5:50 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Might be neat to see them use wet wipes on somebody!! Wonder if they do the whole body???

5:51 PM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

Praying for a cool down and rain.

1:03 PM  
Blogger possum said...

That's good!
Sure could use some rain here... If I see Fr Rod in the Post Office, I'll mention it to him!
I do whine, but not wine!

5:44 AM  
OpenID jdjaws said...

That's a goodie! We've had two gully washers in less than a week. I think people were praying for rain, and God was listening. ;-)

8:57 PM  
Blogger Marty Morrow said...

just curious - do you make this stuff up? hilarious.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Aamer Waqas Chaudhary said...

Hope it will be better in the coming few days!

1:37 PM  

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