Sunday Funnies
It's been so hot and dry this summer that . . .
In Texas and Oklahoma the Baptists are baptizing by sprinkling.
In Kansas the Presbyterians are using wet wipes.
In Indiana the Methodists are giving out “no-rain” checks.
And all across the country Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
(Thanks to Paul)
In Texas and Oklahoma the Baptists are baptizing by sprinkling.
In Kansas the Presbyterians are using wet wipes.
In Indiana the Methodists are giving out “no-rain” checks.
And all across the country Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
(Thanks to Paul)
posted by Ralph at 5:23 PM
8 Comments:
Not here!
Haha! I liked that one Ralph!
It's sure been hot and dry, but we are still dunking them here!!
Might be neat to see them use wet wipes on somebody!! Wonder if they do the whole body???
Praying for a cool down and rain.
That's good!
Sure could use some rain here... If I see Fr Rod in the Post Office, I'll mention it to him!
I do whine, but not wine!
That's a goodie! We've had two gully washers in less than a week. I think people were praying for rain, and God was listening. ;-)
just curious - do you make this stuff up? hilarious.
Hope it will be better in the coming few days!
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