The Pastor said, "I've have a spare shirt, sports coat, slacks and shoes I'll give you if you'll come back!"
The man agreed, and the Pastor came back that afternoon with the clothes. The following Sunday the man didn’t show up for church.
The Pastor went out to the farm and asked, "I gave you all those clothes, why didn't you come to church?"
"Well, brother," the man said, "I got up and showered and shaved, and I put on those neat duds, and I looked in the mirror. I looked so darn good I went to the Episcopal church instead!"