Saturday, February 14, 2009

Sunday Funnies

A Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied indignantly, β€œI'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips.”

The cowboy handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, β€œMe too, I didn't know we had a choice.”

(Thanks to Paul - Writing From The Hip)

9 Comments:

Blogger Lanny said...

howl, howl, snort, howl, snort

7:56 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

I don't care who ya are, that right there's funny.

9:22 PM  
Blogger Coachdad said...

Very funny...nice post!

10:47 AM  
Blogger Lucy Stern said...

That's cute....

2:18 PM  
Blogger Marla said...

Very good!!

10:33 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Loved it Ralph!!! LOL

8:03 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Ha, ha. Good one.

12:22 PM  
Blogger EV said...

What airline?

5:22 PM  
Blogger Granny Annie said...

Good one Ralph!

10:02 AM  

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