Sunday Funnies
A Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied indignantly, “I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips.”
The cowboy handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, “Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.”
(Thanks to Paul - Writing From The Hip)
The flight attendant asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied indignantly, “I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips.”
The cowboy handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, “Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.”
(Thanks to Paul - Writing From The Hip)
posted by Ralph at 7:03 PM
9 Comments:
howl, howl, snort, howl, snort
I don't care who ya are, that right there's funny.
Very funny...nice post!
That's cute....
Very good!!
Loved it Ralph!!! LOL
Ha, ha. Good one.
What airline?
Good one Ralph!
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