Sunday Funnies
Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday School.
So they went to the nearest Church. But, only the Janitor was there. One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"
“Sure,” said the Janitor.
He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, “You are now baptized!”
When they got outside, one of them asked, “What religion do you think we are?”
The oldest one said, “We’re not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you. We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water. We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you.”
The littlest one said, “Didn't you smell that water?”
They all joined in asking, “Yeah! What do you think that means?”
The littlest one said, “I think it means we're Pisscopailians.”
(Thanks to Rachel)
They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday School.
So they went to the nearest Church. But, only the Janitor was there. One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"
“Sure,” said the Janitor.
He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, “You are now baptized!”
When they got outside, one of them asked, “What religion do you think we are?”
The oldest one said, “We’re not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you. We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water. We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you.”
The littlest one said, “Didn't you smell that water?”
They all joined in asking, “Yeah! What do you think that means?”
The littlest one said, “I think it means we're Pisscopailians.”
(Thanks to Rachel)
posted by Ralph at 3:00 PM
12 Comments:
Haha!! I had never heard that one and I still think it's cute!!!
Hi Ralph! I had heard this before, but it is still funny. Lisa
Too funny.
giggle giggle snort giggle guffaw (with tears)
Potty humor at its best/worst.
I'm proud to be a Methodist having heard about the Pisscopalians:)
LMAO
Shame on you and your potty humor. I am going to have to send that to my friend, the rector.
Ralph, Ralph Ralph.
Okay a big laugh on that one. A NEW one.
I really like this one, very funny! Had my laugh for the day!
LOL!!! I love it.
...and I like the Home Repair post, too!
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