Sunday Funnies
Dear God,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Ruth
Dear God,
I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
Elliott
Dear God,
My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right.They are just kidding, aren't they?
Marsha
Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Donna
Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Charles
Dear God,
Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Rob
Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan
Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Ruth
Dear God,
I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
Elliott
Dear God,
My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right.They are just kidding, aren't they?
Marsha
Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Donna
Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Charles
Dear God,
Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Rob
Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan
Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil
posted by Ralph at 7:03 PM
11 Comments:
These are so cute and funny! You just got to love the things that kids say.
A nice collection of letters Ralph. Cute.
Precious... and pretty insightful!/Deb
I love it!
My daughter is planning to do a blog with the cute/funny/embarrassing things all the little ones say.
I hope she does it soon.
:-)
Dear God,
Bless Ralph and Char this week.
Amen.
:-)
The things kids come up with!! Cute!!
I hope you got that one I sent you?
I liked your AccuCast story! We are getting a few flakes tonight...they said an inch or less. I'd say they are probably about right on this one for us!
Here is a almost related funny story. One of my students, a sophomore, was talking about a dance they are going to have in spring. She said "Its at TBA. Mrs. Gordon, do you know where TBA is?"
So I wonder what Marsha's brothers told her about being born?
My daughter three, my son four when rascal twins Dannie and Donnie, ages five, decided to tell the neighborhood chidren how babies were made. After hearing these facts from my children and having to straighten them out at such young ages, Dannie and Donnie were forbidden from our home and I got chills every time I saw their extremely strange parents.
Kids can be so cute and inquisitive.
From the mouths of babes. :-) Love the list. Thanks for sharing!
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