I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right.They are just kidding, aren't they?
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Who draws the lines around the countries?
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?