Sunday Funnies
A Pastor was in an unfamiliar town for a church conference. Wanting to see the sites of the city, he called for a taxi.
After driving around for the awhile the Pastor leaned forward and tapped the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, “I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!”
The frightened Pastor apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, “No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.”
After driving around for the awhile the Pastor leaned forward and tapped the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, “I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!”
The frightened Pastor apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, “No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.”
posted by Ralph at 7:45 PM
9 Comments:
Another good one R.
Got a call tonight. Company's comin round the bend. Yippee!!
Haha!! Well, I guess that would make you have that reaction!!
Cute one Ralph!
As to your last post, I have read books with errors. It happens to the pros even! It just gives your book character and there's nothing hitonious about that!
Good story. Out of curiosity, why was the passenger a pastor?
I love when a joke makes me laugh out loud. This is a good one.
Those preachers are funny fellows!
Hardi-har-har!
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giggle giggle... wait here it comes... snort. Unexpected twist.
Good one, Ralph. Good one.
Ha, ha! I couldn't for the life of me figure out where this one was heading. Good one!!
:-)
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