Sunday Funnies
After being away from church for several years, an Irishman goes into the confessional box. Stepping inside he is very amazed. There is Guinness on tap along with a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then he hears the door on the other side open and the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me," he says, "for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession. But I must admit the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be!"
To which the priest replied, "That’s because you’re on my side!"
Then he hears the door on the other side open and the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me," he says, "for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession. But I must admit the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be!"
To which the priest replied, "That’s because you’re on my side!"
posted by Ralph at 7:03 PM
8 Comments:
haha!! Cute one Ralph!!
I heard you might be getting your favorite thing; SNOW??? :)
Not being a Catholic I always wondered how the Priests stayed happy in that little booth all day:)
Ha, ha! I don't blame that priest. He needs something to help him tolerate hearing people's darkest sins.
"Say ten Hail Marys my child... Lord, I need a drink!"
:-)
I never knew that. Hmmm...maybe I'll consider converting.
That is an upgrade from the old wine rack. Or is this just for Ireland?
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BTW, I like your digitizer. Do you lend it out?
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I am going to have to send this to my Catholic friends!
A big old hearty Irish laugh!
I always wondered why Father Milner and Father Barry had smiles on their faces when they exited the confessional. I just thought it was my humorous delivery of my weekly naughties.
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