Saturday, December 05, 2009

Sunday Funnies

Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.

A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.

The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, ''What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?''

The other missionary replied, ''I just peed in the soup!''

7 Comments:

Blogger Rachel said...

I expect I'd do more than pee!!

Cute one Ralph!

6:05 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

booooo

5:12 AM  
Blogger bobbie said...

Funny one!

5:14 AM  
Blogger nora said...

Urine a funny one, Ralph!

4:08 PM  
Blogger Granny Annie said...

That's another good one Ralph. It calls me to share a story I've heard as true. We have a Native American friend in California and she has always told a story of the wonderful missionary who came to spread love and cheer to her tribe. The tribe was so moved by the goodness of the missionary that they boiled him and ate him to be sure they each got some of his goodness in them:)

5:20 AM  
Blogger Paul Nichols said...

...and the following week that tribe served up a clown. One cannibal asked, "Does this dinner taste funny to anyone?"

I'll see what I can do about getting some more mileage outta this good story, Ralph. :)

4:46 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Pee Soup... or is it pea soup??
Hahaha!!!!

12:27 PM  

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