Saturday, January 16, 2010

Sunday Funnies

A funeral service was held for a woman who had passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers were carrying out the casket when they accidentally bump into a wall. They heard a faint moan, opened the casket only to discover the woman was still alive.

She lived ten more years before dying. Her funeral was held in the same church. At the end of the service, the pallbearers started carrying out the casket when her husband stood up and yelled, "AND WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!"

9 Comments:

Blogger Cliff said...

Its been a while since I'd heard that. It's a good one.
Hope you guys had fun at the party and made down 25 again,, in one piece.

10:40 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

I have heard a little different version of that joke, but it's still cute!!

Have a good week Ralph and stay out of mischief!

9:24 PM  
Blogger Paul Nichols said...

That's a good story, Ralph. Reminds me of:

"If it wasn't for you and your lousy Bran cereal, I could've been here 20 years ago!"

5:29 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Good one, ralph! Did that happen in Denver?
Stay warm,
..

10:22 PM  
Blogger LZ Blogger said...

Ralph ~ Funny stuff! ~ jb///

6:04 PM  
Blogger nora said...

Ha! I've never heard that one!

6:50 PM  
Blogger Shady Gardener said...

Ha!! :-)

8:02 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

What, no Sunday funny??
We give you one thing to do and now this?
Bring your papers in on Monday, we'll need to do a performance review.

5:52 AM  
Blogger possum said...

That's a good one... but your wife's non-birthday was better! At least you got a few points even if the day was wrong... coulda been a day off in the other direction! Much worse! No points at all, then.

7:45 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home