Saturday, December 12, 2009

Sunday Funnies

A motorist was driving in the country when he came upon a priest and a rabbi standing on the shoulder of the road. Next to them was a sign that read "Turn Around. The End Is Near."

The motorist didn't like be preached at, so he rolled down the window and yelled, "Mind your own business, you religious nuts!"

A few seconds later, they heard tires screech, then a splash.

The rabbi turned to the priest and said, "I told you we should've just written, 'Bridge Out.'"


Blogger Lanny said...

Funny funny funnny! Still funny, still chuckling.

10:02 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Thanks for the chuckle Ralph!!

10:22 PM  
Blogger Granny Annie said...

Is it really Sunday already?

6:33 AM  
Blogger Cliff said...

good one r. keepin warm?

6:52 AM  
Blogger bobbie said...


9:54 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Hahaha... some people just can't heed the good word when it is given.

Ralph and Char,
The end is near... the end of this year, that is. I pray you have a wonderful Christmas season and a happy and healthy New Year!!
God bless you and your loved ones!!!
I am now sprinkling you with magic fairy dust which will guarantee you very happy holidays.

12:22 PM  
Blogger Paul Nichols said...

Another good one, Ralph. :)

Have a good week. We're going to Georgia. My First Wife is singing in a wedding.

Jamie Dawn, stop by and sprinkle some of the good cheer on us, too.

9:17 PM  
Blogger possum said...

Very funny... but that could be true here on the shore where we just had another inch plus of rain in less that 12 hours. I think we are all growing webs between our toes!

6:14 AM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

LOL!!! This is a good one. Where on earth do you find all these funnies?
I haven't seen them in Readers*Digest!

2:37 PM  
Blogger Miki said...

This is a good one Ralph, still chuckling!

6:29 AM  

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