Saturday, March 30, 2013
Saturday, March 16, 2013
Sunday Funnies
Learned a little something about fishing today.
If you go fishing with a Baptist you need to take two of them. They won't drink in front of one another.
But if you only take one - they'll drink all your beer.
(Thanks to Cliff)
If you go fishing with a Baptist you need to take two of them. They won't drink in front of one another.
But if you only take one - they'll drink all your beer.
(Thanks to Cliff)
Saturday, March 09, 2013
Saturday, March 02, 2013
Sunday Funnies
Jan and Ted, an elderly couple, were attending church.
About halfway through the service, Jan took a pen and paper out of her purse, wrote a note and handed it to Ted. The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
Ted scribbled back, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
About halfway through the service, Jan took a pen and paper out of her purse, wrote a note and handed it to Ted. The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
Ted scribbled back, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid."