Sunday Funnies

A Priest was presenting a special children's mass to the congregation.  Asking children questions in front of a congregation can be dangerous.

During the message, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.

One little boy raised his hand. The Priest called on him and the little boy said, "All I know is that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than 4 hours you are supposed to call the doctor immediately."

It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down.