Sunday Funnies
An old Pastor on a hospital bed where he was dying.
He sent a message to an Internal Revenue Service agent AND his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling.
For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled because the pastor had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.
Finally, the lawyer asked, “Pastor, why did you ask the two of us to come here?"
The old pastor mustered all his strength, and then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I'd like to go too".
He sent a message to an Internal Revenue Service agent AND his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling.
For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled because the pastor had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.
Finally, the lawyer asked, “Pastor, why did you ask the two of us to come here?"
The old pastor mustered all his strength, and then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I'd like to go too".
posted by Ralph at 3:44 PM
6 Comments:
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!
HAHA I wasn't expecting that ending.
HAHA I wasn't expecting that ending.
Good one RC. Almost shirtsleeve weather here today.
This is the same one you ran last Sunday. Oh, this is last weeks post, never mind.
Oh I have to send this to my friend, an honest lawyer. Really - I have proof, she is not rich! Does most of her work pro-bono. There are one or two of them out there... but ya really gotta search for them!
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