Sunday, January 06, 2013

Sunday Funnies

An old Pastor on a hospital bed where he was dying.

He sent a message to an Internal Revenue Service agent AND his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling.

For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled because the pastor had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.

Finally, the lawyer asked, “Pastor, why did you ask the two of us to come here?"

The old pastor mustered all his strength, and then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I'd like to go too".


Blogger Granny Annie said...

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

4:48 PM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

HAHA I wasn't expecting that ending.

8:22 PM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

HAHA I wasn't expecting that ending.

8:22 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

Good one RC. Almost shirtsleeve weather here today.

1:49 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

This is the same one you ran last Sunday. Oh, this is last weeks post, never mind.

6:22 AM  
Blogger possum said...

Oh I have to send this to my friend, an honest lawyer. Really - I have proof, she is not rich! Does most of her work pro-bono. There are one or two of them out there... but ya really gotta search for them!

2:29 PM  

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