Friday, April 06, 2007

Dining Out

Char and I were dining in a plush restaurant, and I kept staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sat alone at a nearby table.

Finally, Char asked, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I said, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"That's amazing!" said Char, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

Okay, that was a joke.

5 Comments:

Blogger Jim said...

Hi Ralph -- Are you sure?
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4:48 PM  
Anonymous Jerry said...

Good one, Ralph!

6:11 PM  
Blogger Cliff Morrow said...

I know it was a joke but it IS believable.

8:13 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Thanks for making me laugh Ralph!! Very funny!!

Have a Happy Easter!!

5:27 PM  
Blogger Raggedy said...

I am glad I heard the joke before so that I know for sure some names have been changed to protect..
wait...maybe the names were changed from yours and the joke really did originate with your dinner..hmmmmm
Thans for the chuckle.
I hope you had a wonderful Easter.
Huggles and Love from our home to yours.
Raggedy

9:27 AM  

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