Saturday, January 05, 2008

Sunday Funnies

One Sunday morning, a minister wakes up and decided he would rather play golf than preach his sermon. He calls the Chairperson on the church board and says that he feels very sick, and will not be at church.

Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?''

''No, I guess not,'' says God.

The priest drives to a town three hours away, where he doesn’t know anyone. The golf course is empty when he gets there. Out on the golf course he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards and gets a hole in one.

Saint Peter is watching this in total disbelief and says to God, ''I do not believe it! I cannot believe You let him get a hole in one!''

God just smiled and said, “'So what? Who's he going to tell?''

7 Comments:

Blogger 1 plus twins said...

ha ha that is great!!

7:01 PM  
Blogger Raggedy said...

Hahahaha!
Happy New Year!
Huggles and Love,
Raggedy
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1:18 AM  
Blogger Cliff said...

That's funny and true Ralph. But lets not be talking golf while all I have to look at is snow.

7:21 AM  
Blogger Granny Annie said...

I am forwarding this to our preacher. LOL I never made up lies to miss work because I was afraid of this exact thing.

1:55 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Ha!! Good one Ralph!!!

6:17 PM  
Blogger Janell said...

Good one, R. Is this autobiograpical? HEEHEE.

7:34 PM  
Blogger nora said...

Hole-in-one for that joke!

3:57 PM  

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