Sunday, July 26, 2009

Sunday Funnies

A woman parked her car and hurriedly scribbled a note that she tucked under her windshield wipers. It read, "I've circled this block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment. If I don't park here, I'll lose my job. ‘Forgive us our trespasses.’"

Returning, she found parking ticket and this note: "I've circled this block for 20 years, and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job... ‘Lead us not into temptation.’"


Blogger Paul Nichols said...

Another good one, Ralph.

Reminds me of the overweight fellow who really wanted a big, jelly-filled donut. "Lord, I'll know it's your will that I get one if you provide a parking place right in front of the donut shop. Well, sure enough, there was that parking place, immediately after his sixth trip around the block.

3:49 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

I love it!!!

8:00 PM  
Blogger Granny Annie said...

I can't laugh at the joke without having a few more details. Did the woman return and make a scene about the ticket on her car? Was the police officer still there and did he or she respond poorly? Could there have been any discrimination involved? Did actions call for intervention from high ranking public officials?

4:52 AM  
Blogger Lanny said...

Very funny indeed.

11:18 PM  

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