A woman parked her car and hurriedly scribbled a note that she tucked under her windshield wipers. It read, "I've circled this block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment. If I don't park here, I'll lose my job. ‘Forgive us our trespasses.’"
Returning, she found parking ticket and this note: "I've circled this block for 20 years, and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job... ‘Lead us not into temptation.’"