"Ma'am?" the clerk replied, a bit confused.
"Where is my Sunday paper?" she repeated, even louder than the first time. "I only get one paper a week because it takes so long to read it! And it's not here! Can't you people do anything right!"
"Ma'am", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow - Sunday."
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by, “Well, that explains why no one was at church today."