Saturday, March 13, 2010

Sunday Funnies

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

The third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation, “What did you learn from this demonstration?”

Maxine, who was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, “As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!”

(Thanks to Rachel)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

OHHHH! I LOVE it!!!! I needed a laugh today!

Lindsey Petersen

3:47 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

I thought it was cute Ralph!!

11:20 PM  
Blogger Paul Nichols said...

Ha! I like it, Ralph! Thanks, Rachel.

6:49 AM  
Blogger bobbie said...

Had to LOL at this one!

5:07 AM  
Blogger Jim said...

That's some funny Ralph! I couldn't remember the end.
I was thinking that worms are the oppostite of people. We are dead in the dirt and are living it up with the others (I did stop smoking about 30 years ago.)

2:29 PM  

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