Friday, January 13, 2006

Leather

A young lady walked in my office and threw herself into one of the chairs. She looked at me and blurted out, “Ralph, why is it when women wear leather clothing middle age men go crazy? Their heart begins to race, their throat becomes dry, they drool, and they think and speak irrationally?”

I decided she was old enough to handle the truth. “Well, that’s easy” I said. “It’s because they smells like a new pickup truck.”

Okay . . . that was a joke.

8 Comments:

Blogger Jim said...

Nice, Ralph. That's a joke Nebraksa and Texas people understand.

7:26 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Thanks for the laugh Ralph!!

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what about pleather?

was i right about your wifes age? huh?

3:26 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

That was a terrible joke... just awful.
But, since I'm still laughing over that picture of you with those curlers in your locks of thick lustrous hair, it's okay.

7:43 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

Good one Ralph. Work must be letting up a bit.
Or are you going to put on you fire stompin shoes??

8:58 PM  
Blogger Aravis said...

I suspect there's some truth to that...*G*

11:57 PM  
Blogger Ralph said...

Jim - and quite a few in Colorado.
Just help me - glad you liked it.
Rachel - I am so glad that gave you a laugh.
Susie - what is pleather? About the age thing - no you were wrong. Fortunately you were wrong the right way.
Jamie - C'mom let's leave my hair out of this.
Cliff - work, not a bit. I'll drop you an e-mail about it sometime.
Aravis - what made it funny to me was the fact there is a touch of truth in it.

11:31 AM  
Blogger Gel said...

Hahahahhaahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8:55 PM  

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