Leather

A young lady walked in my office and threw herself into one of the chairs. She looked at me and blurted out, “Ralph, why is it when women wear leather clothing middle age men go crazy? Their heart begins to race, their throat becomes dry, they drool, and they think and speak irrationally?”

I decided she was old enough to handle the truth. “Well, that’s easy” I said. “It’s because they smells like a new pickup truck.”

Okay . . . that was a joke.