Saturday, January 12, 2008

Sunday Funnies

Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day.

When she asked St. Peter about the clocks, he replied, ''We have a clock for each person on earth and every time they tell a lie the hands move. The clock ticks off one second each time a lie is told.''

Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to Mother Teresa has never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Abraham Lincoln has only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life.

Hillary asked ''Where is Bill's clock?''

St. Peter replied, ''Jesus has it in his office... he's using it as a ceiling fan.'''


Blogger Cliff said...

Now that right there is Funny!

9:34 PM  
Blogger Granny Annie said...

Tell me Ralph, were they using Hillary's in the kitchen for a food processor?

5:02 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Haha!! Good one Ralph, and so is granny annie's comment!!! LOL

1:46 PM  
Blogger possum said...

So I found myself wondering well, where in H--- is Dubya's clock???? Then I realized I'd already answered that.

6:42 AM  
Blogger Janell said...

Oh, yeah! Good one. Granny Annie is obviously a brilliant woman!

possum, Dubya's is probably the one they used to set Mother Teresa's and Abe's by.

8:46 AM  
Blogger Dan said...

I thought the first line was the punch line. good one Ralph

4:55 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Hey Ralph, I thought I left a comment here but guess forgot to 'publish' it.
Don't know what I had to say, but you did good on remembering all that stuff.
It reminds me of ...
Better not tell.

7:31 PM  

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