Sunday Funnies
Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day.
When she asked St. Peter about the clocks, he replied, ''We have a clock for each person on earth and every time they tell a lie the hands move. The clock ticks off one second each time a lie is told.''
Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to Mother Teresa has never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Abraham Lincoln has only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life.
Hillary asked ''Where is Bill's clock?''
St. Peter replied, ''Jesus has it in his office... he's using it as a ceiling fan.'''
When she asked St. Peter about the clocks, he replied, ''We have a clock for each person on earth and every time they tell a lie the hands move. The clock ticks off one second each time a lie is told.''
Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to Mother Teresa has never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Abraham Lincoln has only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life.
Hillary asked ''Where is Bill's clock?''
St. Peter replied, ''Jesus has it in his office... he's using it as a ceiling fan.'''
posted by Ralph at 7:57 PM
7 Comments:
Now that right there is Funny!
Tell me Ralph, were they using Hillary's in the kitchen for a food processor?
Haha!! Good one Ralph, and so is granny annie's comment!!! LOL
So I found myself wondering well, where in H--- is Dubya's clock???? Then I realized I'd already answered that.
Oh, yeah! Good one. Granny Annie is obviously a brilliant woman!
possum, Dubya's is probably the one they used to set Mother Teresa's and Abe's by.
I thought the first line was the punch line. good one Ralph
Hey Ralph, I thought I left a comment here but guess forgot to 'publish' it.
Don't know what I had to say, but you did good on remembering all that stuff.
It reminds me of ...
Better not tell.
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