The $50 bill replied, "I’ve been having a ball! I've been traveling to distant countries, gone to the finest restaurants, to the biggest and best casinos, the mall uptown, the mall downtown, and the mall across town. I've been to Europe, a professional NBA game, the all day retreat spa, and the new casino! I have done it all!"
After describing his travels, the $50 bill asked the $1 bill, "What about you? Where have you been?"
The $1 bill replied, "Well, I've been to the Baptist church, the Methodist church, the Presbyterian church, the Episcopalian church the Church of God, the Catholic church, the Mormon church, the Disciple of Christ church, the... "
“Wait a minute! Wait a minute!” shouted the $50 bill, “What’s a church?"