The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.
The second priest thinks for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count'?"
"No, the computer's down there is no way to keep track of what you're doing."
"In that case," says the second priest, "I want to be a stud."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.
The computer is fixed and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" asks the Lord.
"The first one is easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one may be difficult."
"Why?" asked the Lord.
"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota."