Sunday Funnies
You May Not Be Reading Your Bible Enough If . . .
. . . you open your Bible to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls out.
. . . your favorite Old Testament Patriarch is Hercules.
. . . you’re frustrated because Charlton Heston isn't listed in either the concordance or the Table of Contents.
. . . you think the Minor Prophets worked in the quarries.
. . . you think Abraham, Isaac & Jacob had several hit songs during the 60's.
. . . you open your Bible to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls out.
. . . your favorite Old Testament Patriarch is Hercules.
. . . you’re frustrated because Charlton Heston isn't listed in either the concordance or the Table of Contents.
. . . you think the Minor Prophets worked in the quarries.
. . . you think Abraham, Isaac & Jacob had several hit songs during the 60's.
posted by Ralph at 7:03 PM
7 Comments:
What? You didn't mention my favorite King Arthur.
My mind is still reeling with the price of the ready to nuke spuds and you hit me with this one! Phew! I have never noticed the price of those ready to nuke taters - I don't own a Nuker! Yeah, I have seen them in the store, but just never noticed the price since I knew I would not ever buy them... I still do it all the old hard way - scrub or peel them myself, bake them in the oven with the meatloaf... I roast my steaks in the oven, too, when I can't grill them. No fried foods here - well, not often, and no Nukes! $1.79 EACH?????? For real???????? I am going to have to see what they are here. Wow.
I like your Sunday funnies, it brings a smile to may face. Your causing me more smile lines in my face!
You are not reading your bible at all if you think all of those things......lol.
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So true.
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Always an education here, as well as a chuckle. And, if memory serves, Jeremiah was in the Bible, before gaining fame as a bullfrog (according to "Three Dog Night"). ~ Deb
I'm going to have to go take a look inside all my Bible's now. I tend to use whatever is at had for a book mark. Most recently a beautiful red Japanese Maple leaf.
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