Saturday, March 07, 2009

Sunday Funnies

The preacher just finished his sermon and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church. After shaking hands with a few adults, he came to a seven year old.

"Good morning, Jonathan," the preacher said as he reached out to shake Jonathan’s hand.

As he was doing so, he felt something in the palm of Jonathan's hand. "What's this?" the preacher asked.

"Money," said Jonathan with a big smile on his face, "It's for you!"

"I don't want your money, Jonathan," the preacher answered.

"I want you to have it," said Jonathan. "My daddy says you're the poorest preacher we ever had."


Blogger Lanny said...


5:26 PM  
Blogger bobbie said...

Ah yes. We do have to be careful what we say around children. Good one, Ralph!

6:08 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

Thanks for the visit and the joke Mr C.
Are you going to be hunting any bear?

8:22 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Well, that may be a good way to get rid of that sorry fellow.

8:25 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Hahaha!! That was a good one Ralph! Gotta watch what you say around kids. They pick up on things....especially the things you don't want them to!

12:08 PM  

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